May 2011
What your family thinks you're doing when they're...
ohmydick:
What you’re really doing:
Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
Words never hurt anybody?
BULLSHIT. Reblog if you’re against bullying
That awkward moment when you get jealous even...
This is me.
On the way to school.
IF I FORGET MY HOMEWORK:
IF I FORGET MY IPOD OR PHONE:
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake,...
Mindfucked.
Taking notes, and the teacher switches between...
Student vs. Teacher
missimperfectlyperfect:
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
Reasons why we love Captain Jack Sparrow...
northen-downpour-sends-its-love:
His run:
The fact he is such a pussy at times:
His ability to wear shit loads of eyeliner and still look sexy:
His cheeky little smile:
And finally, almost everything he says has to do with drinking:
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.
I honestly love it when somebody sees me, screams...
You KNOW you've tried this before
peanutbutter-to-my-jelly:
Watchchuckinmydeuces:
OH MY GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER.
OMG ARE YOU KIDDING HOLY FACK THE NOTES :O
Why I use social network
dreamingtobelieve:
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
pucknography:
When you take a picture of yourself and you're...
Oh! It’s actually a good one
But then you start looking at it like
& the more you look at it the more you hate it
So you end up hating it and thinking you’re the ugliest thing alive.
One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived...
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
How to stop using tumblr:
invadethemind:
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them...
invadethemind:
When the bell rings for the end of school
cuttingsluts:
The kids are like:
And the teacher is like:
13 year old bitches who thinks they're cool if...
invadethemind:
Everything is made in China except babies. Babies...
alltimeparawhoreatsix:
baby-owl:
when you see something you like at the store
loveeatfirstsightt:
you approach your mom like:
and she looks at you like:
and you show it to her with a smile:
then shes all like:
then you look at her like:
and shes like:
and when she finally says yes your like:
REBLOG IF YOU PRESS THIS
wherreisthelove:
-uhhlyssarose:
INSTEAD OF THIS
i didnt even know you could click dashboard..
Me doing my homework:
ilikecakenomnom:
Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X,...
when my phone doesn't have enough battery to let...
Google turned 12 this year. This means we only...
claudeohme:
